Variety..

[Ni]

 



Happy Thai New Year & Happy Songkran Festival

To N' NI & All Members.

Thank you for your kind thoughts!

[Ni]

Hello everyone,
I've some nice quotes for you today.

• You cannot find true love where it does not truly exist and you cannot hide it where it truly does.


• The only wrong thing would be to deny what your heart truly feels.


• The only feeling of real loss Is when you love someone more than you love your self.


• Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex and minus reason.


• You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person


• Don ’t marry a person you can live with. Mary somebody you can’t live without.


• Love will die if held too tightly. Love will fly if held too lightly.


• To get to a woman ’s heart, a man must first use his own.


• I need love I need the thing that happens when your brain shuts off And your heart turns on.


• It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.


• There are 2 tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart ’s desire the other is to get it.


Hope you like them.

[Lek]

Dear N’ Ni

I was a little surprised when I saw your message.
You have been missing from International Forum for months.
Could you please be here more often?



I carefully read every item of your quotes.
Some items are not easy to understand, difficult to determine true or untrue.
It makes me think of one word “ paradox”.

I have copied the definitions of paradox from the dictionary as follow:

1. a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.
2. a self-contradictory and false proposition.
3. any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature.
4. an opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion.

A statement that seems contradictory or absurd but is actually valid or true.
According to one proverbial paradox, we must sometimes be cruel in order to be kind.
Another form of paradox is a statement that truly is contradictory
and yet follows logically from other statements that do not seem open to objection.
If someone says, “I am lying,” for example, and we assume that his statement is true, it must be false.
The paradox is that the statement “I am lying” is false if it is true.



I have considered the word “paradox” is worth to know in “Variety”.
 
 

[Torja]

You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person.

Sawasdee ka P'Ni

I like this quote ka. 

[Torja]

I have considered the word “paradox” is worth to know in “Variety”.
 

P'Lek ka...

The word "paradox" makes me think of these pictures ka 



 

[Ni]

Dear N’ Ni

I was a little surprised when I saw your message.
You have been missing from International Forum for months.
Could you please be here more often?

Hello, P’Lek

Sorry I don't have time lately.
but I'll try to come here often.
Thank you for visiting the Variety Forum.

I like to read all the quotes.
When reading, I’ll try to think along with the authors’ imagination who always play on words
Some quotes, I like both their meanings and wordings
But some, I even think they’re nonsense. But still, I like their wordings and how they play on words

See you on Saturday!

[Ni]

You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person.

Sawasdee ka P'Ni

I like this quote ka. 

Hi, Nong Tor
I like it too!
But I don't want to be the world to one person
because that makes me feel uncomfortable.

[Torja]

You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person.

Sawasdee ka P'Ni

I like this quote ka. 

Hi, Nong Tor
I like it too!
But I don't want to be the world to one person
because that makes me feel uncomfortable.

Me too!!!
But I can't deny that in a particular situation, it's not that bad. 

[Torja]

Sawasdee kha P'Ni and all members

I have a fill-in-the-blank quiz for you and members kha. 

Fill in the blank to make a sentence.

I is _____________________________.

[Lek]

Sawasdee kha N’ Torja

Thank you so much. 
I follow you to try to fill in the blank.

I is for Information.
I is for Infinity.
I is for Intelligence.
I is for I am.

These example sentences are in the same pattern which I can think of your quiz. 

[Ni]

Sawasdee kha P'Ni and all members

I have a fill-in-the-blank quiz for you and members kha. 

Fill in the blank to make a sentence.

I is _____________________________.

I is a pronoun.
or..
I is an alphabet.

[Torja]

Hello! P'Lek + P'Ni

Thank you for playing with me kha.

The answer is "I is the ninth letter of the English alphabet."
I got this quiz from the joke below kha.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

[Lek]

Dear N’ Torja, N’ Ni

Thanks for the interesting unexpected answer which is really good to know.
I believe N’ Torja always has many interesting subjects as she is the bookworm.

Please come on again and give us something which I have considered as
“Little Things Mean A Lot”.

[Torja]

Sawasdee ka P'Ni

I have a nice wordplay joke for you and all members ka. 

Q: Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
A: She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.

 

[suwimate]

hi mae ni i don't know how to speak English help help help

[Ni]

Sawasdee ka P'Ni

I have a nice wordplay joke for you and all members ka. 

Q: Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
A: She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.

 

Hi, Nong Tor

Sorry for replying so late
and thanks so much for the joke.
Please come again to make us laugh like this na ka

[Lek]

N' Ni

  Laugh like these.

We are online at the same time.

Please drop to read and practice English with me at Home Sweet Home na ka.

[Ni]

hi mae ni i don't know how to speak English help help help

Hi, Nong Mill

You're at Florida.. What language are you using?
Anyways, thanks for coming and talking with us
Miss u as always!

[Ni]

N' Ni

  Laugh like these.

We are online at the same time.

Please drop to read and practice English with me at Home Sweet Home na ka.

Swaddee ka P'Lek

    ie..ie..

OK.. If I have time, I'll go to read & practice Engiish with you.
Please advise me naka.

[Lek]

Swaddee ka P'Lek

    ie..ie..

OK.. If I have time, I'll go to read & practice Engiish with you.
Please advise me naka.

N' NI

I can assure that to read and write in the International Forum
will help us to improve the English language.

Can you believe I can think and write faster
when compared with the last 6 months ago?

I have got the improvements in grammar, spelling, vocabularies and etc.

[Ni]

Swaddee ka P'Lek

    ie..ie..

OK.. If I have time, I'll go to read & practice Engiish with you.
Please advise me naka.

N' NI

I can assure that to read and write in the International Forum
will help us to improve the English language.

Can you believe I can think and write faster
when compared with the last 6 months ago?

I have got the improvements in grammar, spelling, vocabularies and etc.

I agree with you ka, P'Lek

[Ni]

Hi, all members of leelart.com

Today, I have a joke to share.
It's just a joke.
Don't take it seriously!





A couple go to U.S and applied for medicare.
Both well go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks,

"What can I do for you?"

The man says,

"Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows,
but he is so amazed that such a couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says,

"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
 
The next week, the same couple returns
and asks the sex therapist to watch again..
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems,
pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,

"I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?"

The man says,

"We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare insurance."

The Dr. happily said..

"Your are welcome to come as much as you want. God bless Medicare..."
 

[Torja]

Hi, all members of leelart.com

Today, I have a joke to share.
It's just a joke.
Don't take it seriously!

OMG 

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[Ni]

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And wishing you the Best of times!

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